Awesome Startup Job Posting

So one of my friends and partners just did this awesome just post, i think it’s classic and sings the songs of startups very nicely…Ridiculous opportunity for LAMP developer with early stage start-up. Help partners who have already built world-class companies (and sold them), to do it again. If you want a job that you can do mindlessly in between Guitar Hero gigs, don’t read any further. If you want to stretch your brain and get excited about your work every day, keep going. You will be lead developer, VP of Engineering and CTO all in one and all in your spare time.You can do the work from anywhere but you must be available to meet in NYC at least twice a month. No, we ain’t paying your airfare. We’re a start-up.No HTML, CSS or any graphic work or knowledge is required. You are hard-core back-end. Javascript, AJAX, optional.Job duties:Help complete writing (you think, we’ll write) technology specification (SDLC). Architect and help build complex, social advertising marketplace.VERY IMPORTANT:- Expert knowledge of PHP5- Expert knowledge of relational database design and deployment for dynamicsites using MySQL 5- Minimum of 3 years of Object Oriented design andprogramming experience- Knowledge of basic Linux systems administration skills- Entrepreneurial fervor and desire to knock heads together (to get things done)SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT:- Experience with (AJAX) / Javascript /- Familiarity working with the Symfony PHP framework- Experience with one or more or cachingengines, eg. APC, Zend, etc. WE DONT CARE:- You live with your momma- You sing while playing the drums in RockBand- You like cats- You only read non-fiction- You wear chinos and hush-puppiesLots of stock options and an uncompetitive salary.Sincerely,Nate BrochinBootstrapper.comnbrochin@lse.ac.ukPhone: +1 (973) 477-2576Web:    http://www.bootstrapper.com
 

5 Responses to “Awesome Startup Job Posting”

  1. Klqtjeve Says:

    Thanks!,

  2. MottAlburldub Says:

    Nothing seems to be easier than seeing someone whom you can help but not helping.
    I suggest we start giving it a try. Give love to the ones that need it.
    God will appreciate it.

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